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A First?!!!

Published: Apr 1, 2009 ยท Modified: Apr 1, 2009 by Michael Ruhlman ยท 29 Comments

OK, it's early, my mind is fogged, can this be true?  We've followed the blogs that have lead to book contracts. Julie/Julia, of course, not to mention the movie.  Adam Roberts came through with an excellent book .  Orangette has chronicled the progress of hers, just out!, not to mention her flourishing freelance career.  All of these folks worthy of the task of publishing in the hardcover world. But this?  A blog leading not to more writing work but to being tossed into the chasm of what she was writing about from the safety of blog and home, a nightmare come true?  Start a blog and get thrown/dared/fuck-you'd onto the line of one of the most coveted positions in professional cooking? Given the nature of the chef and his anything goes approach to life and general unpredictability, combined with the quality of everything he's set his hand toโ€”who knows?! I still can't believe it. I haven't been in touch since the Marco White business last fall. Carol, are these what your coy remarks were about?  Someone in Chicago, Monica, Marc, Nagrant, Chicago Reader, please check this out.  This could be a first.  If she's holding her own on the line, I'll eat my calcium chloride and sodium alginate. Or are those passe by now?!  (What are the new self-encapsulaters?!)  This is just too much.  Alinea NOT at home.

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  1. James S Miscedra

    April 01, 2009 at 6:54 am

    an April 1st. It is early, but the duct tape woke me up.

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  2. Dean McCord

    April 01, 2009 at 6:57 am

    And I thought my Alinea news was shocking!
    http://tinyurl.com/d6zuzc

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  3. Jeff H

    April 01, 2009 at 7:38 am

    It is April 1st after all...

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  4. chad

    April 01, 2009 at 8:11 am

    Check the date, Michael. Didn't Carol pull this before... like last year?!?

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  5. ruhlman

    April 01, 2009 at 8:31 am

    ok, so carol's in big trouble...

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  6. Boonie

    April 01, 2009 at 8:51 am

    This is great. I'm glad Grant doesn't take himself so serious and doesn't think making fun of himself is beyond him. Duct tape?!?! HA!!

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  7. Natalie Sztern

    April 01, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Wow on both counts: great April fool's joke and great if it is true...

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  8. Heidi Robb

    April 01, 2009 at 8:54 am

    ...yet another good reason I shouldn't read or respond to e-mails pre-caffeine. He he.

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  9. brandon_w

    April 01, 2009 at 9:11 am

    It would be great if that video would play on my work computer. Guess I will have to wait until I get home for the joke.

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  10. jabbett

    April 01, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Of course it's an April Fool's joke!

    It was posted precisely after midnight.

    Brilliant!

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  11. chad

    April 01, 2009 at 9:22 am

    The duct tape was the kicker... gives me an idea though... edible duct tape. Call it 'duck tape' and wrap it around duck. I'm going to try that for this Friday.
    So, Michael... were you duped or were you in on it?

    Reply
  12. zbs

    April 01, 2009 at 10:07 am

    It is titled "a first" ...

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  13. Rhonda

    April 01, 2009 at 10:10 am

    She got me. Mostly because I wanted it to be true.

    We should gather and plan a massive retaliation for next year. This is two years in a row.

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  14. Tags

    April 01, 2009 at 10:29 am

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    Wow! Good luck, April!

    I mean Carol.

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  15. Vivian

    April 01, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Given todays date I'd hardly take it seriously. It is pretty cool though rather elaborate.

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  16. Natalie Sztern

    April 01, 2009 at 10:34 am

    I think 'zbs' hit it right on the head...

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  17. carri

    April 01, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Carol does have, like, a really great sense of humor, but, like, she really says 'really' and 'like' ALOT! ...and dude, you better be in the lookout today, you are, like, really ripe for the pickin'!

    Reply
  18. Kate in the NW

    April 01, 2009 at 11:20 am

    well jeez, people...don't we ALL use duct tape in the kitchen????

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  19. Anders

    April 01, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Ok, so now I have to go the april fools route on the new saute guy I'm training today. What can I do with a smoke gun, duct tape, and a probe?...

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  20. Kate in the NW

    April 01, 2009 at 11:26 am

    um...please...no one answer that those last two questions... ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  21. JoP in Omaha

    April 01, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    The vid won't play for me, darn. But I'm wondering--is this really an April Fool's joke or...is the joke gonna be on us in the end? Maybe there is SOME truth to the tale? Who knows?

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  22. amber

    April 01, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    I really almost fell for it.
    Happy April 1st folks! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  23. Rhonda

    April 01, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Kate in the NW:

    Of course we all have duct tape in the kitchen. How could you ever truss a chicken without it? Duh. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  24. Kate in the NW

    April 01, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Oh, it's for the CHICKEN...I'll call my husband and apologize...

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  25. Rhonda

    April 01, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Kate in the NW:

    No need, it works on husbands too... Okay, I've said too much.

    Reply
  26. Hunter

    April 01, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    I'm going to start my Michel Bras at Home blog, my Arzak at home blog, and my Le Bernadin at home blog and hope one of them calls.

    Reply
  27. Beanie

    April 01, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    The real joke is that Ruhlman had CADIE write the entry for him.

    Reply
  28. Victoria

    April 01, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    You must have been in on this. I fell for it for most of the day and then realized the date!

    First clue should have been she didn't button up her chef coat.

    Reply
  29. Angry Brit

    April 02, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    LOL. When it posted, I started to write a congratulatory comment on her site. Then something made me pause and look at the date. Great joke, though.

    Reply

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